"Jacob: "How about suppositories?"Pharmacist: "You bet!"Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol?"Pharmacist: "Absolutely."Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"Pharmacist: "We sure do."Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."Jacob: "Adult diapers?"Pharmacist: "Sure."Jacob: "Ok, we'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."More compliments of RabbiRabbitOn the average, an American man underage 75 will have sex two to three times a week, whereas aJapanese man the same age will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to most of my friends, as they had no idea they were Japanese...Dr. Epstein was a renowned physician who earned his undergraduate, graduate, and medical degrees in his home town and then left for Manhattan, where he quickly rose to the top of his field.Soon he. My body responded so well to him. I had never made love to anyone the way I had with him the night before, then to wake up with him next to me, with his hard cock pressed up against my hip with his finger sliding in and out of my pussy. There were no words to describe it. All I could do was keep my eyes closed and savor in the feelings he was resurrecting in me. I had not been with a man in over a year until him. He had made me realize what I had been missing in all this time, but at the same time ruining me for any other man that may follow. Finally I forced my eyes to open. They were both heavy with sleep and passion. When my eyes focused I realized they were staring directly into his. He had not been staring at my body this whole time, no he had been watching the passion cover my face. He smiled a slight sexy smile and I couldn’t resist him. I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled him into a deep kiss. His fingers moving slightly faster in and out of my pussy with his thumb.
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